Girls are very complicated. Men see that she included clothes, smiles, gorgeous hairstyles and various other things that cannot be mentioned here due to lack of space and also due to the need to be cautious. It is quite obvious that the aforementioned do not understand a girl. It is also obvious that a girl cannot be a girl without all these things. Men have never been able to understand where the things a girl wears end and where the real girl begins.
Many girls would love to be men, except on certain occasions. At least, this is what they say, and this must be part of their complicated nature. No man can understand why the hell a girl would want to be a man. Men pale before them, grow cold and warm before them, chase them and also flee from them, curse them and also for them. A small girl in Scottish string stockings and a short skirt is able to twirl strong men around her little finger.
In a way, men are lucky because girls love them more than other girls. There are different types of girls and a single girl is not the same at all times. A girl alone is not the same as in the company of her friends. The same girl behaves differently when in the company of many men. And in the company of a single man, a girl’s behavior has confused even Jakesh’s son Agur.
It is natural for a man to prefer a girl like her when he is alone. But it is not possible to have a lot of good at the same time. If this were true, a group of maidens would have caused a lot of happiness in men, but men are more afraid of facing a group of girls than of facing the bulls of Bashan.
Certain foolish men have tried unsuccessfully to construct the idea of an ideal girl. Such a thing as an ideal girl does not exist. If there was an ideal girl, she would be nothing compared to the real girl, a being of flesh and blood, attributes that are truly excellent in a woman.
Equally foolish men have treated girls like toys. These men shouldn’t have tried to play with girls. They must have discovered, sooner or later, that they were playing with brimstone and fire.
The biggest spit in the world can be extremely sweet. Yes, a girl, in general, is the sweetest thing that is known or can be known on earth. The loveliest thing nature has ever produced is the highly educated girl with a cheerful spirit. A girl is well aware of this, at the expense of men. As a consequence of this awareness, its price has risen and now man must pay a high price for a variety of things such as ice cream, chocolates, champagne, dinners, church visits, and sometimes immediate cash.
Men wish they knew everything there is to know about girls. However, it is good that they do not. This is not intended to belittle girls. The girl is an eternal puzzle to the man, and it is the fact that she is a puzzle that draws the man to her and arouses his curiosity for her.
In short, what a man doesn’t know about girls would fit into a truck, and what he knows about girls would fit into a girl’s little workbox.
