Ah, weight gain magic, my favorite kind of magic!
You’re probably wondering what the heck you’re going to find here, aren’t you? To be honest, I’m not sure yet. All I know is I’m going to have to open my little black book of weight gain spells and potions and try to find something to help you. Something that doesn’t turn against you…
Give me a minute; I need to go and turn off the lights in my room and light some candles, since my book won’t open otherwise; he really hates artificial light. He made my life really difficult in the past when I made him mad, so I try to avoid that as much as possible now.
Alright, enough of this chatter. The black arts await.
The magic potion formula
This potion is one of the strongest out there, so make sure you’re very careful when trying to boil it. Your first order of business is to obtain the necessary ingredients.
What is this I’m listening to? Have no idea where to get them? Unfortunately, you’ll have to do your own searching. I can’t give you too much information or my black arts certification could be revoked for revealing too much… Search though, with enough gold you can easily acquire them!
- The root of Angelica archangelica. Make sure that you are absolutely sure that you have identified it correctly, otherwise the consequences could be said!
- A pinch or two of Gentiana lutea. Also known as the Bitter Root, it can be found mainly in the mountains of Central European countries.
- The plant known as blessed thistle.
Once you get your hands on the appropriate ingredients for the potion, all you have to do is use them to brew some tea. Just be sure to start with small amounts and see how your body reacts. You will most likely find the taste extremely bitter; Unfortunately, this is the case with most weight gain potions known to man.
Pregnant women beware: this potion is not for you! And honestly, I highly recommend consulting an herbalist before trying to do it yourself, although if you’re conservative with the dosage (more on that below), then you’ll be fine.
What should I expect after drinking this potion?
It will boil the acids in your stomach – boiling, I assure you! You will feel hungrier than ever and you will want to eat, eat, eat. And what does that mean? It means you will win, win, win! Weight of course.
Just make sure you don’t include more than 1 gram of each ingredient in your potion. If your tummy doesn’t irritate you, feel free to increase the dosage up to 2 grams per ingredient if you feel the need to.
